Summer Camp

Unlike the rest of us, who alternatively tried summer camp and hated it, or tried summer camp and loved it, or tried summer camp and liked it and then hated it, Miller never went to sleep-away camp. The thought never crossed his mind: of course he wouldn't like it! It involved things like nature and hiking and eating cheese and watching movies and listening to The Beatles.

Every summer we'd ask Miller what he was doing. The response? "Blah blah Lower East Side blah blah JCC with my dad blah blah summer of Miller blah blah."